katara:

hangovers:

happy birthday to all the mothers who are in labor today!

delete this post

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

okcupidvillains:

morelydia:

shenaniganations:

This, though. 

I love when we reframe issues to illustrate them as they are- the perpetrator’s problem.

perfect.

"After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week."

This thought has been haunting me for months. (via beduusd)

sidnugget:

When you spend $100 at ulta oops

knightscrest:

mcporno:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

whats the sleepiest mineral?

snORE

Ores and minerals are completely different things

dammit jim, im a comedian not a geologist

brendonewiththisband:

I Write Sims Not Tragedies
seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop